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<From The Wall, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 >

Sweetdoggie, hurled The Harlequin by Laurell K. Hamilton against The Wall.
The reasons were:

Well, congratulations, Ms. Hamilton. I now hate every single character you've created with a fiery passion. I am sick of Anita never raising a zombie, or if she does, doing something stupid and messing things up. I'm so sick of the whole bondage leather-wear thing. I'm deathly tired of the incredibly boring sex scenes with multiple partners. I'm so very tired of none of these people being able to come to terms with anything in their lives. Or rather, pretending that they are going to be OK and in the very next sentence, going back over the same old ground that has been covered a billion times before. Not only do I not care about Anita's problems, I'm secretly hoping that Marmie Noir, the head vampire honcho, will actually wake up and eat all of them.

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Trina added:

Right on!!! I could not agree with you more. She just keeps writing the same book over and over again. The only change is that the sex scenes get tackier and more uncomfortable. Someone needs to recommend a good shrink to Ms. Hamilton. She seems to have some unresolved intimacy issues. The only satisfying conclusion to Anita’s story would be if every single one of her “men” dumps her butt flat!!!

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Darla added:

After I'm done laughing, I will be agreeing totally with you!

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